1. I wish you were my homework so I could do you on my desk all night.
2. Do you like to be tied up? [she says no] Well I guess I'm going to have to tape your mouth shut then.
3. Hey Loser, (she says: I'm not a loser), Well want to be a winner and win me ?
4. Are you sold in stores? Because you're sweeter than candy.
5. The only thing that comes between our love is latex.
6. Why don't you come tame my dragon?
7. OW! OW! OW! Baby you rock my world.
8. I'm going to UR Anus, wanna come?
9. Will you show me how babies are made?
10. If I was to tell you you were special, would you drool on me?
11. You're like a prize mouth bass... I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
12. If you were a booger I would pick you first.
13. If I wasn't married I would definitely have sex with you tonight. Oh, I just thought, I am not married actually.
14. I'm bored. Make me laugh.
15. What kind of car do you own?
16. You must be explosive, cause you got "handle with care" written all over you.
17. I'm bored, can I play with your zipper?
18. Woah, it looks like you've dinged yourself with something white *touching, pointing at her white ...*
19. You are just like "free market"
20. Where do babies come from?
21. Is your father a dentist? Cause he drilled my mouth last night!
22. Sleep with me or I'll kill myself!
23. Hmmm I've seen porn that started like this...
24. Drop it like its hot!
25. I'd risk STD's just to get with you!
26. I be six, you be nine.
27. Are you open for business?
28. Do you come with the car? [From The Simpsons]
29. I can make you scream sounds only dogs can hear.
30. If you were 12, I would so be a pedafile.