1. I'm not going to lie...I AM Batman.
2. I wish you were my homework so I could do you on my desk all night.
3. I lost my number, can I borrow yours?
4. Is your shirt felt? Would you like it to be?
5. You're so cute I bet little ducks and baby seals send each other postcards with pictures of you on them.
6. Do you like to be tied up? [she says no] Well I guess I'm going to have to tape your mouth shut then.
7. I'm going, (she asks: going where?), to your heart.
8. Hey Loser, (she says: I'm not a loser), Well want to be a winner and win me ?
9. I'm sorry all the seats are taken but I'd be glad to make some room for you... between my legs!
10. I don't know about pies, but you make my banana cream!
11. Are you sold in stores? Because you're sweeter than candy.
12. Do you live in space? Because your body is out of this world!
13. I'm a pokemon master and girl, I'd loveeee to take a picachu!
14. Hey baby, when a guy in a red suit takes you away don't be scared. Because I asked for you for Christmas.
15. The only thing that comes between our love is latex.
16. Wanna do me for lunch?
17. Wanna make some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
18. Why don't you come tame my dragon?
19. I wish I was your math paper. I would be hard and you would be doing me on the desk.
20. What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
21. If I had a star for every time I thought about you...
22. Are you a chicken farmer? Cause you sure can raise cock!
23. Girl you must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day!
24. Wanna go halves on a baby?
25. Are you a Gemini? Because you're a gem in my eye.
26. Baby I'm like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder I get.
27. Is that a ladder in your pants or is it the stairway to heaven?
28. You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
29. OW! OW! OW! Baby you rock my world.
30. I'm going to UR Anus, wanna come?