1. Is your shirt felt? Would you like it to be?
2. I'm a pokemon master and girl, I'd loveeee to take a picachu!
3. Hey baby, when a guy in a red suit takes you away don't be scared. Because I asked for you for Christmas.
4. Wanna make some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
5. Girl you must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day!
6. Wanna go halves on a baby?
7. Baby I'm like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder I get.
8. Is that a ladder in your pants or is it the stairway to heaven?
9. If you were a screen door I whould slam you all night long.
10. If you were a drum, I'd bang on you.
11. Is there a rainbow today? Cause I just found the treasure I've been looking for!
12. Your name must be Mickey because you're so fine!
13. Girl, I'd do things to you that would even make god wonder why he didn't think of it first.
14. Do you work for the post office? Because I'm sure you were just checking out my package....
15. Baby, your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
16. Guy: I bet i can kiss you without touching your lips. Girl: Thats impossible how much? Guy: £20 *Guy kisses girl* Girl: you touched my lips! Guy: oh well it was worth every penny!
17. Damn girl, you could put U-HAUL out of business with that ass!
18. Hurry up and write down your number before I don't want it anymore.
19. (sing to them) You spin me right round baby right round, like a record baby, right round round round.
20. Will you be the Marge to my Homer?
21. Are you gelling?
22. Lets hang out tonight... your pants or mine?
23. This is why I'm HOT!
24. You remind of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu (peek at you).
25. [Look at her cellphone] Do you by chance have God on your speed dial? If so, could you give him a buzz and tell him you won't be back to Heaven for a while?
26. Hey Beautiful, let me show you my Liquor(Lick Her) license.
27. The word of the day is legs. What do you say me and you go spread the word?
28. I wanna bone you.
29. Wanna take a slow ride in a fast car?
30. Buckle up, I'm a bumpy ride!